Betsy is Bigger than Betty

There is something that has been bothering me lately. It's really common especially in women that have breastfed at one point. My left breast is larger than my right. I know TMI. Well i'm sorry it's bothering the crap out of me. It used to be slightly. My cleavage wouldn't be quite centered but since i've started losing weight it's extremely noticeable. I mean I was on the treadmil and I happen to look down and I was like HOLY SHIT. Even in a sports bra I can tell. The body is such a mysterious thing to me and only 3 years ago I had that perfect body. I woudn't of mind being in playboy but now after I've had kids. Damn they reak havoc on your body. If I was famous and had the money I would look like them famous bitches who look like they had surrogates for their babies. Men you really need to appreciate your moms and the mother's of your children because of everything we go through to have you and your babies for real. All yall gotta do is the fun stuff like making the baby. We are the ones that gotta have them bake in our oven for 9 months and then squeeze out a baby the size of a watermelon out our vag. Not to mention being ripped whole to whole. I like to see yall do that. I didn't have no small ass babies either. Mine were well done. They were 10 pounders baby. Thank god for anesthesioligists for real. I told the last one I had I loved him. Anyways I just wanted to share that frustration with yall. I mean what is up with that. When I loose weight the first place to go is my face. My face instantly slims down. Then it's my boobs. Which kind of sucks cause I love my big boobs. Then my ass which is great but i wish it didn't start by getting flatter haha. then finnaly my hips and thighs. I'm so ready to lose these ham hocks. You wont beleive how hard it is to find a decent pair of jeans. I fuss at my daddy all the time because it's his fault I have big thighs. So alot of people have already noticed my face and I've noticed my bust and everyone has noticed my shrinking lower body. It's all good. One day I will marry a doc or lawyer or someone with lots of money so I can get my porn star boobs and everything else I want done. I will have win them over with my southern charms and infectious laugh. HAHAHAAHAHAH yeah right I know. A girl can dream can't she. SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE FEMALES WITH LOPSIDED BOOBS I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!! Holla